What is a "D:"? The orange one told me that if I looked sideways it would be a face, but I only see a D and a colon. Is this something important? I wish I could understand!!

Hello? Am I using this right? I am not quite sure what the tall redheaded man meant when he said I should get a 'live journal.' Why is it called that? Is this alive? I am not sure if I understand, but I will try my best! I am also very slow at these things, these 'key boards' as he called them are very very big.

Anyway, my name is The Prince! I am now an intern here, thanks to the very very nice lady with the long green hair! I hope to learn a lot about news and the world here. I also hope to roll some things up here Never mind that!

But please! Even though I am new, please do not step on me! Father measured me last week, I am only five centimeters tall! I do not want to be squished on my first day!!

E-MAIL

The Prince's work e-mail is theprince@wmnews.com. It takes him a very long time to check his e-mail and write responses, as the keyboards provided at the office are too big for him. He has learned to type by jumping around on the keys, but excuse his typos. Entitle your comment E-MAIL and it will be sent.

PHONE

The Prince has rolled up a cellphone in his past adventures. It works perfectly, and the number is 777-7777. It must be magic. Entitle your comment VOICEMAIL or CALLING and you'll reach him. It takes him a bit of energy to flip open the phone, though, so he may or may not answer sounding a bit exhausted. His voicemail message is:

"H-hello? Is this on? Yes? Uwaa-- this is the Prince of All Cosmos, but I am probably out rolling around my Katamari or working for the paper! So please leave a message! Thank you very very much!"

AIM

His screen name is rolling prince.